that_average_dood

Have you ever been out and hungry for food?
Looking all around, trying to find something good.
Let me tell ya a story of my situation.
Away on a tour in a foreign nation.

I started off in China, in the town of Beijing.
I was looking for a burger and some fries on the scene.
All they had here was nothing I would take.
Fried bugs, centipedes, and a roasted snake.

That food was bad, it wasn't pretty.
So next I went to Ho Chi Minh City.
No pizza, no chicken, no steaks - not the ticket.
Just porcupine hearts and a plate of fried cricket.

Now Seoul, South Korea - I was dying of hunger.
No fast food here. I couldn't last any longer.
Chicken feet, pigs feet. No thanks cuz.
If you didn't want feet you could eat octopus.

I wanted some food, but there nothing I could eat.
I'd rather eat a salad than a bowl of pig's feet.
Come on! I'm not even going for it.
This is where I sing.

Food! You don't got what I need.
I need burgers. I need steak. I need a pizza and a chocolate shake.

Ooh I need food. You don't got what I need.
I need bacon. I need fries. I need cheese dip on the side.

Ooh baby foood. You don't got what I need.
I need burgers. I need steak. I need pizza and a chocolate shake.