that_average_dood


2017 Tour of Asia

Don't Got What I Need!


Official Music Video

Lyrics
Have you ever been out and hungry for food?
Looking all around, trying to find something good.
Let me tell ya a story of my situation.
Away on a tour in a foreign nation.

I started off in China, in the town of Beijing.
I was looking for a burger and some fries on the scene.
All they had here was nothing I would take.
Fried bugs, centipedes, and a roasted snake.

That food was bad, it wasn't pretty.
So next I went to Ho Chi Minh City.
No pizza, no chicken, no steaks - not the ticket.
Just porcupine hearts and a plate of fried cricket.

Now Seoul, South Korea - I was dying of hunger.
No fast food here. I couldn't last any longer.
Chicken feet, pigs feet. No thanks cuz.
If you didn't want feet you could eat octopus.

I wanted some food, but there nothing I could eat.
I'd rather eat a salad than a bowl of pig's feet.
Come on! I'm not even going for it.
This is where I sing.

Food! You don't got what I need.
I need burgers. I need steak. I need a pizza and a chocolate shake.

Ooh I need food. You don't got what I need.
I need bacon. I need fries. I need cheese dip on the side.

Ooh baby foood. You don't got what I need.
I need burgers. I need steak. I need pizza and a chocolate shake.

Concert Tour Itinerary


City Date
Seoul, South Korea June 5th
Beijing, China June 11th
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam June 14th
Phnom Penh, Cambodia June 17th
Bangkok, Thailand June 21st
Mandalay, Burma June 25th
Dhaka, Bangladesh June 29th
Kathmandu, Nepal July 3rd
New Delhi, India July 6th
Islamabad, Pakistan July 11th

Mileage Chart


From To   Miles
Dallas, TX USA Seoul, South Korea 6,815 Miles
Seoul, South Korea Beijing, China 772 Miles
Beijing, China Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam 2,577 Miles
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam Phnom Penh, Cambodia 175 Miles
Phnom Penh, Cambodia Bangkok, Thailand 441 Miles
Bangkok, Thailand Mandalay, Burma 749 Miles
Mandalay, Burma Dhaka, Bangladesh 799 Miles
Dhaka, Bangladesh Kathmandu, Nepal 580 Miles
Kathmandu, Nepal New Delhi, India 694 Miles
New Delhi, India Islamabad, Pakistan 464 Miles
Islamabad, Pakistan Dallas, TX USA 7,790 Miles

“Do the Math” Trivia!


Superstar Fact Sheet


Joseph Fondren

that_average_dood

4/22/2005

Piano and Saxophone

that_average_dood

Chicken and Bacon

Red

Video Games

I was born in Texas but I got bored hanging around there so I started a one-man-band called that_average_dood. I made a music video on Youtube and it went viral so I became an international sensation and now I am going on tour.

State Fact Sheet - China


  • Xi Jinping
  • Socialist, communist, one party state
  • Republic of China
  • 29 wars throughout history
  • Renminbi
  • Vending Machines
  • 300 Million Farmers
  • CEO Infrastructure
  • Taoism
  • Confucianism
  • Buddhism
  • Tao Te Ching
  • Buddah
  • Yin (woman) is weak
  • Yang (man) is strong
  • 9 Years of school
  • Speak Chinese
  • Kites
  • Plucked and bowed instruments
  • Flutes
  • Vending machines
  • 9 years of mandatory school
  • Clothing with long strings
  • Huge mountains
  • Diverse physical features
  • Free trade with government restrictions
  • Rapid economic growth has caused polution

Student Evaluation


I enjoyed how my group was so nice and well coordinated. They all helped so much. This would not have been possible without them.
  • I hate singing.
  • Some of the foods in Asia are terrible.
  • Many of the countries in Asia have no direct roadways between them.
I feel that we worked great! We all got along and it was very fun.
We encountered no problems. Everything went well.
I would go back and redo the lip syncing in the video so it matched better to the recording.
I had a lot of fun doing the music recording. We messed up and had to re-record many times but it was fun.