2017 Tour of Asia
Official Music Video
Have you ever been out and hungry for food? Looking all around, trying to find something good. Let me tell ya a story of my situation. Away on a tour in a foreign nation. I started off in China, in the town of Beijing. I was looking for a burger and some fries on the scene. All they had here was nothing I would take. Fried bugs, centipedes, and a roasted snake. That food was bad, it wasn't pretty. So next I went to Ho Chi Minh City. No pizza, no chicken, no steaks - not the ticket. Just porcupine hearts and a plate of fried cricket. Now Seoul, South Korea - I was dying of hunger. No fast food here. I couldn't last any longer. Chicken feet, pigs feet. No thanks cuz. If you didn't want feet you could eat octopus. I wanted some food, but there nothing I could eat. I'd rather eat a salad than a bowl of pig's feet. Come on! I'm not even going for it. This is where I sing. Food! You don't got what I need. I need burgers. I need steak. I need a pizza and a chocolate shake. Ooh I need food. You don't got what I need. I need bacon. I need fries. I need cheese dip on the side. Ooh baby foood. You don't got what I need. I need burgers. I need steak. I need pizza and a chocolate shake.
City | Date |
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Seoul, South Korea | June 5th |
Beijing, China | June 11th |
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam | June 14th |
Phnom Penh, Cambodia | June 17th |
Bangkok, Thailand | June 21st |
Mandalay, Burma | June 25th |
Dhaka, Bangladesh | June 29th |
Kathmandu, Nepal | July 3rd |
New Delhi, India | July 6th |
Islamabad, Pakistan | July 11th |
From | To | Miles | |
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Dallas, TX USA | Seoul, South Korea | 6,815 Miles | |
Seoul, South Korea | Beijing, China | 772 Miles | |
Beijing, China | Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam | 2,577 Miles | |
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam | Phnom Penh, Cambodia | 175 Miles | |
Phnom Penh, Cambodia | Bangkok, Thailand | 441 Miles | |
Bangkok, Thailand | Mandalay, Burma | 749 Miles | |
Mandalay, Burma | Dhaka, Bangladesh | 799 Miles | |
Dhaka, Bangladesh | Kathmandu, Nepal | 580 Miles | |
Kathmandu, Nepal | New Delhi, India | 694 Miles | |
New Delhi, India | Islamabad, Pakistan | 464 Miles | |
Islamabad, Pakistan | Dallas, TX USA | 7,790 Miles |
Joseph Fondren
that_average_dood
4/22/2005
Piano and Saxophone
that_average_dood
Chicken and Bacon
Red
Video Games
I was born in Texas but I got bored hanging around there so I started a one-man-band called that_average_dood. I made a music video on Youtube and it went viral so I became an international sensation and now I am going on tour.